vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life
skatieb:

Gimme ten meat lovers pizzas plz

saltedvagina:

it’s destiny’s child

image

not destiny’s children

(via pizza)

methhomework:

"i’ve never masturbated"

image

(via dulect)

tattoooedhearts:

before listening to beyoncé

image

after listening to beyoncé

image

(via diamondtwink)

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

marinaandthedildos:

walking into school monday morning like

image

(via saggiest)

boydsgn:

before and after listening to BEYONCÉ

clannyphantom:

hippieloverose:

clannyphantom:

don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing

No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day

see this is what I’m talking about

(via turtwink)

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